

Because why take the surface streets to Blackout City when the highway is so much faster? The smart people start at Mexico with a margarita the dumb ones do straight tequila from the get-go. Some dejected Epcot refugees try to Drink Around the World, starting at the Mexican pavilion and winding up 11 pavilions later in the U.K. What people forget is that Epcot also has a fuckload of liquor. You probably remember Epcot as the one with all the weird educational rides, and also that one badass space ride. Matt Stroshane/Getty Images News/Getty ImagesĮpcot! Experience the culture of the world, without the culture! What option is left for these people but Epcot? and there's no more room in the parking lot. The worst job in Disney World is the Magic Kingdom toll plaza on Christmas Day - people have driven from Ontario to do the Magic Kingdom at 10 a.m., but oops, we hit capacity at 9 a.m. On every major holiday, people are shocked - shocked - that the parks are crowded.
